4PM 9999: "Other"

Grunt #1 on phone: They said that I was down there for one of two reasons -- to buy drugs or find a prostitute.
Grunt #2, after #1 hangs up: I don't want to know. As long as it was billable...
Grunt #1: What's the task code for hiring a prostitute?

180 North Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: in tears