9AM But This Is a Four-Person Office!

Boss: Don't do that. Make Suzanne* do that.
Assistant: Why?
Boss: Because Suzanne is a cunt and we hate her.
Assistant: I like her. Erin* likes her.
Boss: We don't really like you two, either.

Goshen Turnpike
Bloomingburg, New York

Overheard by: Veronica at http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/