Female cube dweller #1: I just got a massage for the first time.
Female cube dweller #2: How was it?
Female cube dweller #1: Girl, it was amazing. He had me get naked and even gave me a complimentary breast massage.
Male cube dweller: Wait... Wait... I don't think he was supposed to do that.
Female cube dweller #1: Really? I don't see why not... Really? Shit, I didn't know that.
Male cube dweller: Yeah, he violated you. You can report him and he can lose his license for doing something like that.
Female cube dweller #1: Well, I don't care -- he was fine anyway. I'll probably call him for another one.
Male cube dweller: You're an idiot!
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