12PM Another Tip from My Big Book of Rainy-Day Activities

Female peon: I love eating a rare steak and then sopping up all the juice with some bread.
Male peon: You know what I like? To puncture a hole in a small animal that runs by my house and catch the blood like a fountain.
Female peon: Um, yeah, that would work, too.

4653 Cotton Gin Loop
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: RebeccaB