9AM And by Nice, I Mean "How Soul-Destroyingly Gauche"

Office girl #1 in skimpy outfit gathering promotional material: You look whipped.
Office girl #2: Yeah... I had a date. I didn't get home until four A.M.
Office girl #1: I didn't get to sleep until four A.M., either, but that's because I was having sex... with my man...
Office girl #2: Yeah, I was at a bar. It was the first date. We got really drunk and I rode him in the booth.
Office girl #1: Nice.

1142 Broadway
New York, New York

Overheard by: Hellooo... I am sitting right here!