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Customer: Can I have one of these items that is in a box?
Employee: Of course [retrieves item].
Customer: Can you check to make sure it isn't broken?
Employee: No problem! [Cuts tape and opens box.]
Customer: Great! Now, can I have one that hasn't been opened?

670 University Avenue
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
Canadia

Overheard by: Shaking Head in Disbelief