3PM Did You Get the Package I Sent?

Girl answering phone: Hi.
Guy on speaker: Hey... What are you doing?
Girl: Nothing.
Guy: Don't e-mail me today.
Girl: Why?
Guy: They are using my computer for a presentation.
Girl: Oh, okay.
Guy: I don't need them seeing 'Eff you!'
Girl: Haha, I never put that in the subject line.
Guy: Right... Or 'I eff-ing hate you... And I'm not joking.'
Girl: Hahaha, I haven't said that in so long!
Guy: You texted that to me last night.
Girl: Oh. Hahaha. No, I said, 'You better be dead... And I'm not even joking!'

Law office, Highway 10 and 403
Ontario
Canadia