4PM Like I Said -- Motherplumber

Salesman #1: So, you put your hand in?
Salesman #2: Yeah, well, I tried. At first I could only get my fingers in there, and there's water and this black shit drippin' out.
Salesman #1: Gross... Totally gross.
Salesman #2: It was... And she's yelling at me that I'm doing it wrong, but I'm just trying to work my whole hand in there and she won't shut up!
Neighboring cube rat: Keep your gross-ass sex stories to yo'self!
Salesman #2: I was working on the clogged plumbing at my mother's house!

Equitable building
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Drue K.