11AM Yep, the Bad Samaritan Is Straight

Garbage man to another: I was driving a truck on the on-ramp and I seen a naked guy runnin' alongside the freeway. I yelled at him, 'Yeah! Way to go! Naked people are cool!' It wasn't like it gave me a chub or anything.

Garbage company
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: the dispatcher whose heard it all