11AM Somebody's Just Asking for a Circular Reference

Office peon #1: Gah, if I could just tell Excel what I want, it'd be so easy. 'Do this!' I'd say, and it would be like, 'Sure!' and life would be simpler.
Office peon #2: Or it wouldn't listen, and you'd put on some leather straps with nipple rings and it'd say, 'Hit me again. Let me see you get reeeal angry.'

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