5PM They're Bringing the Hat with a Buckle Back

Old hag customer: Isn't that one of those pilgrims from just South of here? She's ugly as sin.
Bimbette clerk: Oh my god! There are still pilgrims alive? And they live there? That explains so much about the Indian reservation being just down the road.

562 East Main Street
Louisville, Mississippi

Overheard by: Doesn't Work There Anymore