11AM Gotta Unpack the Suitcase or Your Clothes Get Musty

Hot intern #1: You know why I love wearing miniskirts on Mondays?
Hot intern #2: Maybe. Why?
Hot intern #1: Because I can air things out after a weekend of hard work.
Hot intern #2: Oh, hey, I wonder if that would work for me...

Chicago, Illinois

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