5PM Plus, It's Harder to Steal Stuff and Get Away with It

Database admin #1: Well, this is a good place to work. You can really learn a lot here...
Database admin #2: Unlike a shop where everything's automated and running smoothly -- a place like that, something goes down, you just execute a stored procedure and you don't have to know what it does.
Database admin #1: Yeah, you don't want to work in a place where everything's well-managed and actually works.
Database admin #2: Yeah! You won't learn anything that way!

80 Carillon Parkway
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: The Nerd Whisperer