4PM Nah, the Wisdom Of the East Side

Chinese coworker: Where did my customer go? She was there a minute ago and now she's disappeared.
White coworker: She probably went to the bathroom.
Chinese coworker: Maybe her baby was drowning in the bathroom and she had to go rescue it.
White coworker, after long pause: What the fuck is that, an old Chinese proverb?

50th Street and 3rd Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: cp