Mid-life crisis coworker: Hi, this is James*. You remember me? Good. Well, I was just calling to tell you that there's lettuce on my bagel, and I ordered no lettuce, no tomato, and this is the third time this has happened. You guys make great food, but this is unacceptable and I thought you should be aware of your error.
Owings Mills, Maryland
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