4PM We're in a Roaring Metal Tube Full of Idiots -- It Couldn't Hurt

Flight attendant #1: I used to get high before studying for tests. Did you ever try it?
Flight attendant #2: No, no, I never did that.
Flight attendant #1: It really works... Hey, did you study the new rules for flights shorter than two hours? Lots of information.
Flight attendant #2: Are you high right now?
Flight attendant #1: ... Why do you ask?

United flight
Nebraska

Overheard by: Ken