9AM Okay, Now Explain 'Compooter'

Oblivious female boss flipping through magazine: Oooh, pooter! I love pooter.
Startled worker: What?!
Oblivious female boss: Look -- pooter letter openers!
Startled worker: Um, that word is actually pronounced 'pewter.' [Under his breath] Christ.

6101 O'Connell Avenue
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: TK