4PM Pay No Attention to My Hooves

Realtor: Want a cookie?
Investor: Nah, I can't -- it's not kosher.
Realtor: Sure it is.
Investor: No, I can't. I'm Jewish. I gotta abide by the law.
Realtor: Come on, it's just one cookie.

Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Amused assistant