2PM ... Nor What State We Started In

VP on phone: Yeah, what's wrong?
Niece on speaker phone: We're lost. Can you pull up a map or something?
VP: Where are you and where are you going?
Niece: We're going somewhere in Massachusetts, and we don't know what state we're in.

316 Warren Avenue
Front Royal, Virginia

Overheard by: not the dumbest anymore