12PM I Got Bored of Throwing Pencils Up There

Wifey on phone: Why didn't you answer your cell phone?
Office peon: I can't answer my cell phone! It's in the ceiling!
Wifey: What do you mean, 'it's in the ceiling'?
Office peon: Exactly what you fucking think I mean! It's in the fucking ceiling!

5900 Howard Street
Skokie, Illinois

Overheard by: Electrical Estimator