9AM Is That Cheese?

Secretary: I've got a bad rash in between my boobs.
Coworker: Uh...
Secretary: See, it's really bad.
Coworker: Uh... [tries to look away but is too slow].
Secretary, smelling her fingers: It smells real bad, too.

Liberty and Division Street
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Violated