11AM Attempts to Recycle Them Were Not Well-Received

Sales guy: I went to a funeral once, and everyone there got a packet of the cremated remains.
Sales girl: That's a nice parting gift!
Sales guy: Well, we were all supposed to disperse them somewhere. Mine sat on my mantle for about a month. Then I finally threw it away.
Sales girl: You sent the person to the dump?! So wrong! So wrong!

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Charlotte, North Carolina