12PM Like If You Put Bleach in My Coffee

Line cook #1: Man, I had a friend that just got fired after being at her job for 20 years. That's messed up.
Line cook #2: That's terrible. What happened?
Line cook #1: She put bleach in her coworker's coffee. She said it was just a practical joke, and they fired her for that, after 20 years.
Line cook #2: She did what?!
Line cook #1: She said it was a practical joke.
Line cook #2: Man, if I wanted to kill someone you'd know it. I'd just stab you.

4550 Scott Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Never eating there again