11AM Someday You'll Be the Stupid Boss, So Have Compassion

Supervisor: Did you answer my phone while I was gone?
Worker bee: It didn't ring.
Supervisor: Well, did John call for me?
Worker bee: He didn't call. Your phone didn't ring.
Supervisor: But did you answer a call from John?
Worker bee: No, when your phone didn't ring, I didn't answer it, and when I didn't answer it, John wasn't the one that didn't call.

75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: brian brinegar