5PM As It Is, My Thighs Are Badly Chafed

Coworker #1: I saw you on the train this morning. You should have sat with me.
Coworker #2: Why didn't you say hello when we got off?
Coworker #1: You were, like, speed racer walking towards the building, and I waddle. Waddlers can only move so fast, and I had maxed out.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: A Fellow Waddler