11AM When You Fall Over, There's a Lot of Quacking and Pecking

Receptionist: I have great news!
Nurse: What?
Receptionist: I got accepted into grad school! But I'm scared.
Nurse: Why?
Receptionist: I haven't been in school in a long time.
Nurse: You'll be fine -- it's like falling off a duck's back.

1917 20th Street South
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: Eavesdropping grad student