10AM Kinda Like Alien Vs. Sexual Predator

Girl on cell: Did I show my tits? Well, I know what that means. If a guy dreams about a girl he knows and she's naked, then it doesn't mean that he, you know, likes her or wants to fuck her. It means that he cherishes her. Yeah, really. [Long pause.] Well, I don't know what that means. That's the weirdest dream I ever heard.

University of Colorado
Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Amused Psych Prof