3PM Then Put This Blotter Paper in Your Mouth

Big mama running after child: Get over here!
Child: Nuh-uh [runs away].
Big mama, clenching teeth: I said get over here!
Child, terrified: No!
Big mama: Do you want to see the magical lions and rabbits outside?
Child: Oh! Yes!

Katy Mills Shopping Center
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Omid