2PM She Got Three Fewer Diseases, Though

Overpaid receptionist: I am so freakin' tired. I've been actually having sex since four o'clock Saturday 'til six o'clock this morning.
Coworker: Ummm, that's nice.
Overpaid receptionist: I'm so sore. I am walking like Sally*. It looks like she was fucked all weekend, but all she did was pull weeds.

North O'Connor Boulevard
Las Colinas, Texas

Overheard by: So that's what 'being rode hard and put away wet' looks like