9AM But Unfortunately, I Can't Cross the Street on My Own Yet

Bus boy #1: I went to the new hostess's MySpace page.
Bus boy #2: The little mousey girl?
Bus boy #1: Turns out she's bi. Got a picture on there of her getting nailed from behind by another chick with a strap-on.
Bus boy #2: God, if my mom would let me, I would marry her!

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu