10AM Stigmata Don't Just Come to You, You Have to Work for Them

Associate: You need something?
Woman: Yeah, maybe you know. Which are the nails they used to crucify Christ with?
Associate: ... Uh, maybe these?
Woman: Right. I don't think those are the ones I'm looking for, but you're on the right track.

Home Depot
Virginia

Overheard by: Sara