5PM Why Women's Thoughts Should Remain Mysterious

Cube dweller #1: So she was talking dirty to me last night and I was all asking her what she was thinking about.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah? What was it, dude?
Cube dweller #1: She was thinking about some role playing shit, so I told her to tell me details, you know? I wanted to know exactly what it was!
Cube dweller #2: Yeah...
Cube dweller #1: So she starts laughing and says, 'I was actually trying to decide what boots I wanted to wear.' I'm like, 'You're talking about boots when I have a fucking hard-on? You've got to be fucking kidding me!'
Cube dweller #2: Did you do it anyway?
Cube dweller #1: Naturally...

Scituate, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Glad my wife doesn't wear boots....