Male worker on way to LGBT conference: I can't believe we have to go learn about butch dykes -- I think I know a lesbo when I see one.
Female worker: You should be careful what you say around here.
Male worker: Don't get mad at me just because you've had a raspberry mustache one too many times.
Female worker: excuse me?
Male worker: Don't lie -- I know you've been down river when the dam broke.
Female worker: Uh...
52 South Main Street
Fall River, Massachusetts
Overheard by: bobby