9AM I'm Going to Give Him One More Chance...

Chick #1: He didn't even give me flowers today.
Chick #2: I can't believe that.
Chick #1: I know. I mean, if you fuck a girl and knock her up, you give her flowers on Valentine's Day, miscarriage or not.
Chick #2: For real.

McCormick Road
Hunt Valley, Maryland

Overheard by: Jenna