9AM Sounds Boring and Blasphemous, Either Way

Coworker #1: This weekend I was Wiiing for Jesus.
Coworker #2: What the hell? You took a piss for God?
Coworker #1: No, you moron -- Nintendo Wii. I played at my church's youth group fair... You are one sick bitch.

Binghamton University
New York, New York

Overheard by: Cube Farmer