Chick on cell: Uh-huh… Yeah. Okay. Call me later. [Snaps phone shut and turns to friend, loudly] So, oh my god, she has chlamydia and–
Horrified retail guy: –Okay, I didn’t hear that…
Chick on cell: I did not say it that loudly… right?
Horrified friend: Yeah, you really did…

Shop 13, 1100 Pacific Highway
Canadia


Overheard by: Not that loud…