12PM Friend: Ummm, You Didn't Hang Up?

Chick on cell: Uh-huh... Yeah. Okay. Call me later. [Snaps phone shut and turns to friend, loudly] So, oh my god, she has chlamydia and--
Horrified retail guy: --Okay, I didn't hear that...
Chick on cell: I did not say it that loudly... right?
Horrified friend: Yeah, you really did...

Shop 13, 1100 Pacific Highway
Canadia

Overheard by: Not that loud...