9AM I Think She's Good for at Least Two or Three Short Marriages

College girl #1: I was talking with my dad about it over break, and he said I really shouldn't worry about it because 90 percent of women get married. But if you think about it, that really isn't a lot. I mean, what if I'm part of that 10 percent?
College girl #2: Well, that probably includes lesbians, though.
College girl #1: Yeah! That's right! And disabled people!

Whitehead Road
Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: Did she really say that?