10AM Anyone Else Picturing an Ungodly 'If They Mated'?

Coworker #1: So, I've been reading What to Expect When You're Expecting, and I had no idea about the Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks thing.
Coworker #2: ... The what?
Coworker #1: You know, the false labor...
Coworker #2: You mean Braxton Hicks?
Coworker #1: Yes, Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks. I had no idea it was called that.
Coworker #2: It's not called that. Please stop calling it that.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: It's REALLY not called that