4PM He Just Ordered a Pizza

Lady cube dweller: Well, didn't you get bigger last time?
Man cube dweller: Yeah, but I was thinking about something else.
Lady cube dweller: What were you thinking about?!
Man cube dweller: Your sister.
Lady cube dweller: You're an asshole.
Man cube dweller: Well, she is my girlfriend.

4015 Shore Drive
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Not her sister