11AM Can You Still Get a Refund on That Empathy Class?

Coworker after three-day absence: Oh my god! It's so stressful! My three-year-old has a double ear infection and pneumonia! I haven't slept in days!
Boss: Oh, I know! Tell me about it! My cat has colitis!

West Fayette Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Sure that's almost the same thing...