1PM Unfortunately, Mick Jagger Said He'd Only Sign Breasts

Coworker #1: Good morning!
Coworker #2: Did you get the balls?
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: Did you get the balls? The signed balls? Because it'll be really bad if you didn't!

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