5PM Didn't Dick Get the Pink Slip a While Ago?

Worker bee #1: FYI, dude, don't email the CEO on things that don't concern you. I was already handling that with Dick.
Worker bee #2: I'm sorry, did something happen?
Worker bee #1: Yeah, he flipped out! You just missed my ass getting totally reamed out by Dick! [Long pause.] Did I just say what I thi--
Worker bee #2: --Yeah, you did.
Worker bee #1: Fuck! I'm calling him Richard from now on!

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