3PM Let Me Get Some of That Ginkgo, Too

Middle-aged customer: Give me two packs of them Basic cigarettes.
Sales clerk rings up cigarettes and register beeps: It wants me to check your ID.
Middle-aged customer: I don't have no ID.
Sales clerk: How old are you?
Middle-aged customer: Uh. Um. 40... 50... 50-something.
Sales clerk: Okay, $9.75.

Walgreens, 5650 West Belmont Avenue
Chicago, Illinois