9AM Um, Didn't You Attempt Suicide Last Year?

Cashier #1: Hey man, I think I might be gay.
Cashier #2: What's wrong?
Cashier #1: I keep having fantasies about being with a man. What should I do?
Cashier #2: Jerk off. A lot. If you do it enough, it'll get the gay out. It worked for me.

HEB Austin 15, North Lamar
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Jeff