1PM Maybe I Should Stop Eating All of the Stale Doughnuts

Waitress: I think I'm gaining weight.
Waiter: What makes you say that?
Waitress: I've put on 18 pounds since I started working here.
Waiter: Maybe you're pregnant.
Waitress: It can't be. You cannot get pregnant by the finger!

210 North 77 Sunshine Strip
Harlingen, Texas

Overheard by: Omar