11AM Personally, I Mastered the Whole Fork-to-Mouth Thing over a Year Ago

Blonde: Oh, you can't make the appointment tomorrow?
Older lady: No, I have a rehearsal dinner tomorrow.
Blonde: Oh, wow! What play are you in?
Older lady: No, a rehearsal dinner is for a wedding.
Blonde: Oh! ... Why do you have to rehearse dinner?

Westport Road
Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Glad I'm not blonde