9AM What an Interesting and Alarming Theory

Boss exiting stall: I have to wipe piss off the floor at least five times a day!
Employee at urinal: Some people must shake it too hard.
Boss: They just plain miss the shot into the urinal. One time I came in here and someone had pissed all over on the floor, under the stall.
Employee: [Silence.]
Boss: You know when someone jacks off and they don't get it all out? It dries up. When you go to take your first piss after jacking off the stream gets split and it goes all over the place.
Employee: [Silence.]

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Horrified Handwasher