4PM It Won't Be Long before We're Best Evil-Whores

Office girl with flower arrangement: Look! Look what I got!
Office manager: Wow! Where did you get those from?
Office girl: The girls that helped me chair the dinner. Oh! Look, [gushing as she reads the card], 'From two bitches to the biggest bitch we know!' Oh! How sweet!
Office manager: That is just so sweet of them!
Girl and manager, together: Awww!

Hanford, California

Overheard by: not one of her bitches