4PM Too-Much-Information Technology

Coworker: Thank you for calling ABC Tech Support*. Can I have your name, please? ... While we're waiting for the information to come up in our system, you wouldn't happen to know how they execute their criminals in China...? I just ask because I heard that they sell the organs of condemned criminals over there.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Glad I wasn't on the phone at the time